Top Five Hottest Female Chess Players

 

We’re doing something a bit different today on Page 3.

You already know we love mixing our column with not only beauty, but respectable talent. Like an Olympic gold medal. Or a modeling career that began with twerking on Vine.

For whatever reason, there is no clear answer on what chess is. Ask a room of 30 if chess is a sport, chairs will soon be flying. It’s one of those obscure topics that get certain yester-year jocks triggered as hell. Despite your opinion on chess not deserving the title “Sport”, it is skill based. People are better than others. There is competition. Just like there is competition in this list, without further adieu, here are top five hottest female chess players-

1. Nazi Paikidze

nazi paikidze

First off, yes, I’m going to ignore that her name is ‘Nazi’. Joking about it would be below me. So obvious, like cheap middle school humor, like laughing at a fart. I don’t go there.

Second, I gotta be honest off the bat. I’m a little biased here. But I think you’ll understand.

Nazi won the 2016 U.S. Womens Chess Championship. She was crowned the best female chess player in the world.
nazi paikidze

But now get this. The 2017 Womens World Tournament is in Iran this year. Nazi won’t be going, because she refuses to adhere to hijab dress code. And thats not a joke by the way.

“I will not wear a hijab and support women’s oppression. Even if it means missing one of the most important competitions of my career” – Nazi Paikidze (On missing the 2017 Womens World Tournament)

Nazi Paikidze
So good for Nazi! Crushing it in chess, looking good doing it, and standing up for her gender like a boss. Have to love it. That’s why she gets the number 1 spot. Yeah forgot to mention, this list is starting with the best. Believe it or not it drops down fast…

2. Alexandra Botez

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Botez looks like the kind of girl you pretend to not know algebra around in hopes that she tosses you a little tutoring sesh.

She’s attractive but you feel like she might just barely be in your league. That gets you thinking and before you know it she lands the 2 spot.

Alexandra botez

3. Anna Sharevich

Anna

While Anna here is not exactly my type, she gets huge bonus points for helping push Chess towards the “sport” it could be.

She hasn’t won a major tournament since 2011, but that hasn’t stopped her from leading the fight for respect that her gender faces in this male dominated activity. Check out some examples of her activism-

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Looks like a cover to a 90’s fitness tape porno crossover
anna sharevich hot

OK this one is actually kind of hot…uncomfortably..

4. Judit Polgar

Judit Polgar

Judit coming in at 4 soley for the reason that she is currently the best female in the world.I imagine that photo is old, you can look up current photos of her if you want. But you probably don’t want to.

On a side note- why the fuck is womens and mens chess a different sport? Hey feminists, look into that one for me.

5. Hou Yifan

Hou Yifan

I know Hou you may feel about this kind of girl. But I hear she is very punctual!

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