7. SUNY CORTLAND – VICTOR KRUM
Safe to say that SUNY Cortland belongs to no other than Mr steal ya girl but not really get passed second…
VICTOR KRUM HOUSE SUNY CORTLAND
Furthermore, Cortland dudes LOVE hanging with dudes. As you can see with Krum, he hangs around his bros calling dibs on the innocent 4th year nerds.. God this one was too easy…
6. SUNY ONEONTA – HARRY POTTER
To choose Oneonta takes a special breed. It is rare that someone gets into SUNY Oneonta without getting into New Paltz or Cortland.
That means they are somewhere in between…
Didn’t want to go to crazy at Cortland, but something about New Paltz doesn’t feel right. You belong in the middle.
HARRY POTTER HOUSE SUNY ONEONTA
And lets not forget the most important reason!
5. SUNY BINGHAMTON- Draco Malfoy
If every SUNY student was Harry Potter student, then someone has to get this guy.
Where all the snobs go. Laywers, engineers, and coke heads who die at 35.
These guys will STOMP you. BUT, if you’re on their side you might be exactly where you want to be. ]
Very exclusive, extreme nepotism, green colors, past convictions of cheating. All while boaasting highest test scores in the state. They snort 8’s but they do it at 8 (before finance). Live fast die young with these money grubbers.
DRACO MALFOY HOUSE BINGHAMTON
Forced to stay inside they have no choice but to increase drug use, lose sanity, and plot revenge against rivals.
4.SUNY GENESEO – LUNA LOVEGOOD
OK so (aside from Suy Geneseo fanatics of course) pretty uch every can agree than Suny Geneseo and Luna Love Good are the OBVIOUS match here.
LUNA LOVEGOOD- SUNY GENESEO
I think that SUNY Geneseo’s school motto is the same as Luna Lovegoods motto should be evidence enough…
3. STONY BROOKE – HERMIONE GRANGER
Realistically, in the muggle world, Hermione (the rational genius she is) was going to follow her parents footsteps and become a dentist. The most economical way to achieve this would be to go to undergrad at Suny Stony Brooke.
2. ALBANY – VINCENT CRABB
Lit a fire during a riot, no one talks to him anymore. Draco said he’s been messing with blues.
1. SUNY MARITIME- CEDRIC DIGGORY
A hero in every sense. This is not to say you students will die! I am just giving you the honor of holding the memory that is Cedric Diggory.