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Feeling Old At 25? Here Are 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t

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Are you feeling old at 25? Read on and feel better young one.

1. You Have Plenty Of Time To Find Love

Is 25 old? We’ll start this off with a common concern for single 25 year olds. Are you looking to get married and have kids at some point? Worried you missed your chance at finding a real connection? Worried all the good mates will be snatched up?
You have plenty of time. Trust me.

“Americans are getting married later and later. The average age of first marriage in the United States is 27 for women and 29 for men, up from 23 for women and 26 for men in 1990 and 20 and 22 (!) in 1960.” — The Atlantic

Now those increases may not look huge, but in the grand scheme they are exponential. A rise in social individualism that the world has never seen before has taken place since the 1960s. (Interesting how the more we connect the word, the more people seem to close off, but I digress…) I think in part we can thank badass women like Lana for slowing down the clock a little for everyone. A woman can do more than just settle down as soon as possible, and of late, they are choosing to do just that. Lana is 32, and one of the cooler icons we have. So don’t sweat it.

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Two things to add to that this quickly-

  1. After the age of 22, couples on average date for 2 years before the question is popped. Meaning you have atleast two more years to meet your soulmate if you are a man! So is 25 old for you guys still? But ladies don’t worry, you’ll have even more time because…
  2. Since 1960 the average for a woman to get married has increased from 23 to 27. As opposed to men who increased 3 years, 26 to 29. This numbers have increased exponentially and experts expect it to climb. Woman will see an even higher increase in time waited before hitting the alter as starting a family becomes a less and less important goal for young women. Is 25 old if you live in the 1960’s? Yes. But this is 2017. And we work on ourselves! (also we are all too socially awkward to put ourselves out there).

2. Is 25 Old? Your Brain Doesn’t Think So…

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A study by Harvard University suggests that, contrary to popular belief, many adolescent brains are still growing through your 30’s. So feeling old at 25? Read a book and start learning because you are wasting sponge time!

Looking at that chart you may be thinking ‘Shoot! 25 is the drop off!’ but slow down there you young buck. That chart is measuring the median. Meaning you could just as easily fall on the other side. Giving you 5 extra years of sponge brain!

Even if you don’t get that ill sponge brain, there is only research coming out to propose a longer development period. I expect an even bigger increase to be released soon. I mean what do they know? Harvard students?

Anyway most importantly:

Not too late to get on that Muzzy flow and learn German like you’ve always wanted.

And before you keyboard warriors come at me again, yes, I do know that Muzzy isn’t speaking German here

3. Where Did You Expect To Be?

Lets take a look at what some of your fellow 25 year olds are up to across the boards…

  • Med Students: Even if they are doing well and set to graduate, they are in medical school. They have no idea what they are doing. Probably for at least another 2 years. After that it’s on to intern, and then attending, and then finally 5 years after all that you can land residency. Like most succesful people, they won’t have it all together unto early-thirties.
  • Lawyers: They just graduated last year, assuming they passed the bar on their first try. They are now at the bottom of the totem pole at whatever law firm or DA office they work for. They also do not know what they are doing.
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  • Teachers: Same deal, they have a looong career ahead of them. They will get there, but they are only 25 after all. Such a young age in the professional world. Just have to do you best to fake it till you make it. If you can do that while looking hot AF, you should be able to slide by no problem.

How can you feel old when everyone in your age bracket is the Bambi of their industry. Once again, it’s about breaking the mindset. Sure you are not a kid. But you are a young adult, a VERY young one.

4. Have You Tried Working In An Office?

If you have worked in an office, or currently do, look around. You are the young one. 25 years old is so young in fact that a lot of them don’t even’t take you seriously. Think about that, you think your old, but your coworkers consider you so young they assume you are an idiot. The truth is you are in your Freshman year life. So you should not be feeling old at 25.

25 year olds feel so expired because they get back from Coastal Carolina with 60K in debt and 2-3 different drug addictions.

So is 25 old? No, you’re not old, you just aren’t letting go. Did you consider yourself old in high school because you couldn’t fit in with the middle schoolers? It’s the same concept.

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I don’t know if any of you are fans of ’30 Rock’, but in the episode where Liz Lemon tries being a cougar, her target is a 25 year old. Who she feels he is so young that the relationship is absurd. Age is relative. Feeling old at 25? Well, most of the adult world doesn’t see it that way.

So like I said, look around the office. There are people there who got there 15 years before you, and still have another 15 years to go. It’s a long life. Better yet, ask them, is 25 old? Watch them laugh in your face. Once you realize that you have just moved on to the next chapter, once you stop comparing your age to the college kids you wish you were still hanging out with, you see how young you really are. And how life has just started.

5. Mental Illness

Now, this one isn’t as much to make you feel younger.. it’s more of a nice little perk to hitting 25.

Courtesy of Psychiatry.org:

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So there’s atleast one pro for you if you couldn’t find solace anywhere else here! (Assuming you don’t have a mental disorder, duh)

If you have not showed any symptoms of mental illness disorders, and you made it to 25, then statistically you are very unlikely to ever develop a mental illness! Until you reach 40… then your chances double again. But until the don’t even ask yourself is 25 old. If you are feeling old at 25 just take my word for it, you aren’t old. A lot of life is coming.

Listen, times are changing. People want to wait on families. Everyone is doing it, I’m sure you have noticed. So don’t over think it. We are all in for a long ride. Don’t get upset as you get older. Rejoice. Celebrate each birthday. As Drake would say, it’s all about More Life.

Happy Friday my loves!

Oshry Sisters Are Secretly Trump Supporters

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The hosts of The Morning Toast are once again in hot water after an extremely insensitive racially driven tweet involving the death of George Floyd. And once again they refuse to acknowledge any wrong doing from their mother. This constant tactic by the Oshry sisters, coupled with their history of racist tweets and the secret connections of their mother, it is clear that the Oshry sisters are Trump supporters who adjust their political views and beliefs on air to pander to NYC women in their mid-20s.

It’s not the first time that the mother of Claudia and Jackie Oshry has made negative headlines, but this is the first time that the podcasts hosts are not specifically distancing themselves. Which is concerning. Considering it is obvious that their base would understand apologizing/distancing from their mother’s beliefs. Instead, they avoided the topic of their mother completely and discussed black businesses and black movies people should watch. (Yeah Claudia, suggest Django. That’ll fix everything).

Pamela Geller is the mother of Claudia and Jackie Oshry. She is self-proclaimed right wing, extremely anti-Muslim, and is an editor at Breitbart.

How It All Started

As the girls and their podcast grew to a degree of fame, unsurprisingly, someone made the connection between the two sisters and Pamela Geller.

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Here is what Business Insider revealed about her extremist past-

“Geller is known for being an anti-Muslim activist, far-right political blogger who has contributed to Breitbart News, and the executive director of Stop the Islamization of America (which the Southern Poverty Law Center has classified as a hate group).

Geller was even banned from England in 2013 because of her views. A government spokesman said at the time, “We condemn all those whose behaviours and views run counter to our shared values and will not stand for extremism in any form.”Source

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Everyone knows it is not fair to judge someone by the actions of their parents. But it is the way that the sisters handled things that make it all seem a little strange.

“None of the girls have spoken out or denounced their mother’s extremist views. In fact, the Oshry sisters have gone to great lengths to conceal their connection to their mother. Family photos including their mother have been stripped from their Instagrams. All past references to her have been removed. The sisters post “family” photos of the four of them, always without their mother.”DailyBeast

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To some fans this was enough, to others it was not. If they were truly upset with their mother why wouldn’t they specifically address that to their fans? The fact that they only painted the picture that she was out of their lives, without directly addressing her beliefs, led a lot of people to believe she was not actually “cut out”, and that the Oshry sisters may be in agreeance with her mothers anti-Muslim beliefs.

Because Claudia and Jackie Oshry did not denounce the beliefs, AOL cancelled their podcast.

“Claudia and Jackie’s (@jackieoproblems) YouTube morning show “The Morning Breath” was canceled Thursday by Oath, the company formed after Yahoo and AOL merged. The company issued a statement to The Daily Beast: “The Morning Breath, an Oath social-media show, is being canceled immediately and we have launched an internal investigation and will take other appropriate steps based on the results of the investigation.”Business Insider

So with that, the girls created their own podcast on their own. The Morning Toast. Which was going well for a while. They were back to talking about expensive sweaters and making fun of D-list celebrities. All concerns about their mother’s hateful rhetoric seemed to be in the past. All the rumors that the Oshry sisters are Trump supporters and pretend liberals seemed to faze out.

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Then Pamela Geller Dropped The Nuke

Pamela Geller dropped an explosive tweet on Friday, 5/29. Twitter has since deactiveted her account but the tweet was as follows-

“George Floyd Didn’t Die of Strangulation/Asphyxiation, He Died of Heart Condition Complicated by Intoxicants in His Body”

Obviously I don’t think I need to break this down, but in case I do, this tweet is beyond offensive and irrelevant. Like is she implying this wasn’t the cops fault? Is she implying that because he may have been drunk (don’t even know if thats true) that he deserved to die in the street? I don’t know, I can’t spend too many brain cells on it.

Point is, after this tweet, followings for the podcast across Facebook, Instagram, etc. plummeted.

When Claudio and Jackie Oshry went back on air there should have been one goal. Tell the American people that thinking that way is unacceptable. And will lead to further hate. Instead they completely ignored the tweet and said they would introduce a new segment where they “shout out black businesses”. As if any black business owner would want to be associated with them…

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But why would they not denounce the tweet? Especially when it was so inherently wrong?

Simple, their is a bigger goal in mind. And they don’t disagree with their mother on anything. They can make money on the side but they know their little empire starts with their mother’s anti-Muslim business, and also, they agree with her. So denouncing her tweet would be taking a shot at her platform, a platform that they secretly want to keep growing. Because in the end Oshry sisters are Trump supporters and right-wing. They know they can pretend to be liberal and peppy to their NYC fans, their votes won’t change the state from Blue anyway.

Keep that in mind, and let’s look at some of the past tweets of Claudia and Jackie Oshry.

Oshry Sister’s Past Anti-Obama/Anti-Muslim Tweets

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Claudia Oshry putting “holiday” in quotes because Muslim holidays are not real.

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Proof that Jackie believed Obama was a Muslim. Despite the fact that it his birth certificate was released in 2010.
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I’m sure Jackie had a MUCH better foreign policy plan in mind.

So, what can we conclude?

Aside from Jackie’s in depth analysis on her displeasure with Obama’s “plan to defeat ISIS” (There were no subway bombings while Obama was president just to clarify), the rest of these tweets are simply calling Obama a Muslim, and from the tone of their tweet it appears to them that is justification enough to hate him.

1. Obama is not Muslim, we all know that (and if he was so what?). But we know that this narrative of him being a Muslim from Kenya was the driving strategy to inspire racism in American voters and help Trump win the election. The Oshry sisters are Trump supporters.

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2. Notice how the extreme anti-Obama tweets seem to line up with election year. Interesting.

3. Jackie and Claudia Oshry were going to join their mothers efforts as anti-Muslim political aggrevators. But instead they found out they could pander to NYC and make money that way as well. Now they have to make a choice between the two. By not addressing how disgusting the tweet about George Floyd was, it’s pretty obvious which side they have chosen.

Pamela Geller’s Empire

“Pam Geller’s N.Y. Times profile reveals her enormous wealth including a $4-million divorce settlement, a $5-million life insurance on the death of her ex-husband, Michael Oshry (her married name was Pamela G. Oshry), and a portion of the $2-million sale of the Hewlett Harbor home she jointly owned with Oshry.  All of which allows her to live in luxury on an entire floor of upper Eastside condo.

What isn’t as well-known, and was whitewashed from her Times profile, is that the basis of her wealth is a criminal enterprise.  Michael Oshry, her ex-husband who died of an alleged heart attack in 2008, owned a large Long Island car dealership which operated a scam allowing buyers to purchase cars using fraudulent identities” – Source

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Along with this, it is known that she owns estate in Israel. Given her past criminal activity it isn’t hard to imagine she has offshore accounts. This ‘Morning Toast’ was nothing more than a side hustle for the families true goals.

In Conclusion – The Oshry Sisters Are Trump Supporters

And obviously, that’s fine. This is a democracy. BUT, what people don’t like, is how they are lying about their beliefs to pander to NYC millennials. When in reality they do not share views that are even close to the average New Yorker.

Do you know anyone who believed that Obama was from Kenya or that he was Muslim DIDN’T vote for Trump? Seriously, think about that. A mother who is clearly anti-Muslim, evidence that they are inclined to believe any and all racially driven anti-Obama rumors, and now suddenly that they have a podcast in NYC they are all about equality for all religions and race?

The easiest way to guess if someone supports Trump? Ask if Obama is a Muslim.” – VOX

Come on. Proof is in the pudding. Morning Toast needs to double down and admit they are right wing and anti-Palestine and see if the fans agree with you, or if they have ACTUALLY changed, denouncing their mothers tweets should be no problem. But they have done neither of these things. Because they are trying to play both sides but sooner or later, the fans are going to get sick of the VERY obvious pandering coming from two sisters who clearly are anti-Muslim and VERY pro-Trump.

Bryan Kohberger Requests Move To Women’s Prison: Claims To Identify As Female

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Bryan Kohberger has allegedly asked his lawyers to put in a surprising motion. According to sources Kohberger claims he is being mistreated, misgendered, and abused by the court systems. He is demanding that he be moved to a women’s prison immediately.

“I identify as a female. I always have. I was never asked. From the beginning I was silenced and being in a prison with men is not where I belong.”

Kohberger’s defense team has filed the motion and it is expected by sources to at least be reviewed by the judge before the set hearing in June.

That is if the Judge doesn’t immediately throw out this request.

Bryan Kohberger wouldn’t be the first inmate in American history to claim they were misgendered after being arrested. But due to the nature of his crimes, it is likely the Judge will hesitate sending Kohberger into that environment. 

Should Bryan Kohberger Even Be Allowed To Make This Request?

Our sources noted the motion to send Kohberger to a women’s prison circled around two main points:

1. Bryan Kohberger identifies as, and therefore is, a female. So she was placed in the wrong facility from the beginning.

2. Bryan Kohberger says he does not feel safe in the men’s prison. And would feel a lot safer if he was in the women’s prison. 

I think it’s fair to say even if he identified as a women, he shouldn’t be allowed to be making any requests. Let alone a request to go over to the girls side. He literally killed three of them. 

Is it really worth making every other woman prisoner scared just so Bryan Kohberger can feel safer?

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One thing is for sure – Bryan’s girlfriend likely will not be happy hearing the man she has been lusting over is about to pull a Bruce… 

“Brittney Hislope insists he’s the “perfect man” for her.

“My love interest … is named Bryan and is accused of murder, and I just wish to connect with him above anyone else,” the 35-year-old Kentucky single mom of a 16-year-old son gushed in one of her many Facebook posts about Kohberger, whom she has never met or communicated with.

“One way to describe my feelings for him over the last week or so … is kind of like being lovesick.” – Source

Other Recent Updates On The Issue:

“University of Idaho murders suspect Bryan Kohberger may have held onto an ID belonging to one of the four killed in the shocking November stabbings, sources claimed this week.

Kohberger, 28, was arrested in Pennsylvania on Dec. 30 — six weeks after Kaylee Goncalves, Madison Mogen, Xana Kernodle and Ethan Chapin were murdered in their off-campus home in Moscow.

In addition to DNA evidence tying Kohberger to the grisly scene, an unsealed search warrant suggested police found unspecified IDs in the glovebox of the doctoral student’s car, NewsNation reported.

“It’s a big deal. That is a smoking license,” retired FBI agent Jennifer Coffindaffer told the network’s Chris Cuomo of the possible discovery, which cannot be confirmed due to a gag order on the case.

“Just like the [knife sheath] was a smoking sheath found next to [Mogen’s body] with his DNA on that clasp, it’s the same thing in this situation. Why would he have an ID related to one of those people from that house?”

Coffindaffer appeared on the network alongside trial attorney Mark Geragos, who surmised that the ID find, if true, would be “bad” for Kohberger.” – Source

What Kind Of Rights Does The State Have To Grant Bryanna?

Transgender prisoners, like all prisoners, have basic rights protected under international human rights law, national constitutions, and specific laws and regulations. The exact rights may vary by jurisdiction, but there are some general principles that are widely recognized.

  1. Right to Safety: Transgender prisoners have the right to be safe from violence, abuse, and harassment. This includes protection from other inmates and from staff.
  2. Right to Health Care: Transgender prisoners have the right to access necessary medical care, including hormone therapy and other treatments related to gender transition if they were already receiving such treatment before incarceration. The World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH) standards of care often serve as a reference for this.
  3. Right to Self-Identity: Transgender prisoners have the right to express their gender identity. This can include the right to wear clothing and have hairstyles that align with their gender identity, and to be addressed by their chosen name and pronouns.
  4. Housing Decisions: There’s ongoing debate and litigation over housing for transgender prisoners, such as whether they should be housed according to their gender identity or biological sex. Some jurisdictions require that housing decisions take into account the prisoner’s gender identity and their safety. The Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) in the U.S., for example, requires that decisions about housing for transgender prisoners be made on a case-by-case basis and consider the inmate’s perception of where they would be safest.
  5. Freedom from Discrimination: Transgender prisoners have the right to be free from discrimination based on their gender identity. This means they should not be treated differently from other prisoners solely because they are transgender.
  6. Right to Complain and Seek Legal Remedy: If their rights are violated, transgender prisoners have the right to make complaints and seek legal remedies. They should be able to do this without fear of retaliation.

It’s important to note that while these rights are widely recognized, they are not always respected in practice. Advocacy and legal action continue to be necessary to ensure that these rights are protected.

As of my knowledge cutoff in September 2021, specific rights and their enforcement can vary widely depending on the region, the country, and even the specific institution. Always consult up-to-date local and national laws and regulations.

Is Firing Squad Really A Possibility For Bryan Kohberger?

“Idaho’s approval last month of a new law adding the firing squad as an execution method for death row inmates could one day play a role in the case of Moscow homicides suspect Bryan Kohberger. In December, police arrested Kohberger, 28, for allegedly killing four University of Idaho students in November.

He remains in custody in Latah County Jail awaiting a preliminary hearing in June on four counts of first-degree murder and a count of felony burglary. First-degree murder is the only charge that qualifies a defendant for the death penalty in Idaho, which is one of 24 U.S. states that maintain active capital punishment.

After Gov. Brad Little last month signed a new law, Idaho will become the fifth state to permit executions by firing squad when it takes effect July 1.

Latah County Prosecutor Bill Thompson still has not said whether he will seek the death penalty against Kohberger, a former Washington State University graduate student, if he is convicted.

Per state law, prosecutors have 60 days from when a defendant enters a plea to tell the court whether they will ask a jury to consider a death sentence.

Defendants in Idaho felony cases don’t enter a plea until a district court arraignment. That’s the immediate step after a preliminary hearing when a magistrate judge — Judge Megan Marshall in Kohberger’s case — decides if there is probable cause to elevate the case to district court for a possible trial. But the collection of charges against Kohberger is extremely rare, if not unprecedented, in Idaho.

No other defendant has faced four counts of first-degree murder in one case in recent state history, according to a poll of longtime law enforcement and legal officials and analysis by the Idaho Statesman.” – Source

Is Avril Lavigne Dead? Old Conspiracy, Chilling New Discoveries

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It feels as if the old “Is Avril Lavigne dead?” conspiracy has been around since the beginning of the internet. (Because it pretty much has). From the evidence of the Avril Lavigne doppelganger, and best friend, Melissa Vandella. To the surprisingly sound argument of “Avril Lavigne conspiração”, an argument so sound, you’ll be less surprised at the amount of people in Brazil who believe that Avril Lavigne is a zombie. But patience has brought us closure. While Brazil was less than half correct, the answer does lie in South America. We have broken the language barrier. And Spanish Twitter brought us a lot of evidence, they have been doing their homework. When we combine our work, the answer of the the Avril Lavigne conspiracy is obvious.

Before I bring this new evidence to you, here is a quick summation of the famous Avril Lavigne conspiracy:

“According to the theories, Canadian singer hanged herself before the second album and was replaced by a doppelgänger. The motive given for replacing her is she was at the height of her career and her record label didn’t want to let her go.

In summation: – she had a hired body double, called Melissa Vandella because she didn’t like the attention from the paparazzi. As this body double was around her a lot, she picked up on Avril’s mannerisms (to the extent she basically became her clone). Avril’s grandfather died soon after her debut album , Let Go,  which resulted in her taking her own life.” – Indy100

After a claim as absurd as this one, it’s usually best for the general public to turn the other way and assume nonsense news is nonsense. However, when this “story” is being entertained by pop-culture magazines from Gawker to Vanity Fair, you start to think it might be worth taking a second look.

First step? Side-to-side comparison of course.

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Original Avril (Left), Supposed Replacement Melissa (Right)

The photo above was taken around 2002.

On the right is Melissa Vandella, an Avril Lavigne look alike who was hired by Avril’s PR team. Constant paparazzi coverage had given Avril Lavigne extreme anxiety, hiring Melissa was the studio’s solution. They coached her to copy her mannerisms and become, essentially, an identical version of Avril.

Avril and Melissa Vandella became genuinely great friends before long. By the time Avril’s second album dropped, both disappeared from the spotlight for a very long time. When Avril finally came back, there was no mention of Melissa Vandella.

This is all fact.

Now, let’s bring in Reddit for some analysis!

In 2007, on a world tour, Avril Lavigne did a photoshoot while prominently displaying the word “Melissa” in sharpie on her hand.

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Reddit is proposing that this is actually Melissa Vandella, trying to reach out to Avril’s fans and let them know they are on the right track.

The logistics make sense.

After all, Avril’s first album was huge. The studio would want to keep the Avril Lavigne train rolling, but how could they do that with no Avril? If only there was some solution…

Like all pop stars this whole ride has been a fake illusion of a public image. Made evident by the fact that they had been accidentally grooming a replacement since half the operation was already a sham!

Avril Lavigne conspiracy

“Avril Ramona Lavigne’s doppelganger steps in to take her place. Yet in an interesting and perhaps all too convenient turn of events, the double leaks details involving Avril’s passing in the record’s lyrics, booklet, and promotional materials—most specifically in the songs “My Happy Ending” and “Nobody’s Home.” In 2004, Under My Skin is released. And it’s from here that fans, specifically those in Brazil, started to notice something is afoot.” – Vice

From all the videos and articles I have scoured in regards to the Avril Lavigne conspiracy, I have learned two things. One, there are many suggestions and a few select mentions of the Avril Lavigne conspiracy originating among the stans of Brasil. The second thing I have learned, is that other countries delete like, everything. Swearing by my life as a blogger all the videos, all the articles, translated or not, discussing Avril or Melissa Vandella from that time period have been blocked, restricted, or deleted. Not saying this adds to the conspiracy. Just saying Brasil should free the art a little bit…

Anyway here are two more photos for you side by side that are, as an internet commenter presented them to me, highly convincing:

Whether the new Avril Lavigne is an imposter or has made some minor facial re-constructions, you gotta admit, new Avril is looking good.

And now to blow your mind. I (with the help of Reddit’s finest Brazilian detectives) am about to reveal to you, as they say in legal prosecution, the silver bullet of the Avril Lavigne conspiracy:

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“Um blog chamado “Avril Lavigne está morta” foi um dos principais capitães da bizarra teoria da conspiração e listou uma série de motivos que teoricamente comprovariam que a cantora de agora não é a mesma de antes. Confira alguns desses pontos:” – Gente

As I was writing this blog my team managed to find a way to breach this virtual wall keeping us from Brasil. Keeping us from the answers. The word that broke the barrier was “conspiração”.

The Avril Lavigne conspiração was now the new case, and the Avril Lavigne conspiração became a much, much, more complicated one.

As usually is the case, the more you learn, the more you learn you don’t know. I don’t speak Spanish. Neither does anyone on my team. So while the Avril Lavigne conspiracy is leading us to dead end, we are even more left in the dark on the Avril Lavigne conspiração.  But this isn’t the first conspiracy I have cracked. I don’t speak Spanish but this ain’t my first rodeo.

Like I said I don’t speak Spanish. But I do speak sleazy journalism. From the above quote from “Gente”, I can tell the end is saying something along the lines of “Check below for evidence likely in the form of images to prove my previous claim.” Turned out I was right. And even though I mostly found pictures that were equally if not less convincing than the ones I possessed, it is where I found my “silver bullet” above. I gotta hand it it to those Brazilians they are pretty damn smart. I thought bringing sand soccer into the Olympics was genius but this, this is really out doing yourself Brazil. Look how in one picture her forehead is circled, and in the second picture, the red circle isn’t even her forehead! Avril Lavigne conspiração solved! Sorry, Avril Lavigne conspiracy (for you Americans) solved!

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47% of Brazilians believe Avril Lavigne is a zombie according to Jambo TV

“The theory began on a blog called “Avril Esta Morta“, which is part of a bigger group of blogs that all state the same thing about various celebrities, that each one has died and been replaced by a lookalike.

As Broderick tells it, “The point of the blogs is to prove how easy it is to start a big internet conspiracy theory. Which is then exactly what happened this week! All because of my dumb Twitter account”.” – Huffington Post

Ok first of all, if I know one thing about Spanish bureaucracy, I know that “bigger group of blogs” means pie in the sky. Cover up. The average citizen can’t load up Minecraft but they got people running fake news media empires? I will not let the Huffington post try to shush up the Avril Lavigne conspiracy with the classic El Chapo smokescreen of “bigger group of blogs”. GTFO with that weak journalism Huffington Post. If there is a conglomerate I want names. Otherwise ruin someone elses story with your half-assed investigative reporting. That goes for you too Buzzeed, though I expected nothing less.

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“There’s just one problem. As Buzzfeed explained in an article titled “Here’s How I Accidentally Made An Old Avril Lavigne Death Hoax Go Viral,” that Brazilian post made it clear at the beginning that it was created to show “how conspiracy theories can look true.” And yet, despite that disclaimer, the theory quickly spread like wildfire thanks to the Buzzfeed writer sharing the conspiracy theory as a joke” – Rolling Stone

So while Buzzfeed tries to put the fire out, we have Buzzfeed also trying to gain traction on how they started the fire. As Buzzfeed tries to profit from both ends and extend the story, I find myself wondering if this is all just another giant Buzzfeed lie. Or if there’s a Brazilian blogger being held up right now forced to spit out quotes to cover this skeleton back up.

One big question still remains.

Why is Rolling Stone citing Buzzfeed as evidence in their article? I thought you guys were the ones we were supposed to cite? Have you sunk that low?

And don’t get me wrong I haven’t lost respect for you. That’s because I lose all respect for you in 2013.

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How could you take a monster like this and edit a front-page-worthy glamour shot for your nationwide audience? Why would you glorify this man?

I know I’m off topic here but were here so-

“How a popular, promising student” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? This guy killed people, killed children. People lost their legs. I don’t care what troubled him, or what his background was our how promising he was. He detonated backpacks to explode shrapnel at random strangers at a marathon. If that is him at his low then I want him out of the gene pool. Don’t tell me about his childhood. I’ve met people who’ve gone though hell to come out as teachers and doctors. Shame on you Rolling Stone he’s a monster. So don’t think the Rolling Stone can’t be in on the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Is Avril Lavigne dead? If not, where is Melissa Vandella? Tell us Rolling Stone!

Utah Teacher Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With 3 Students

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Brianne Altice

Two years ago Brianne Altice plead guilty to three counts of sex abuse after having sex with three underage students. On Wednesday, the former English teacher from Davis High School in Kaysville, Utah (and mother-of-two) was denied parole.

Altice, now 37, was likely denied parole due to the expectation of her repeating crimes. She was first arrested in 2013 after one of her victims came to the police. After she was arrested and on bail, she was found to have engaged in sexual activities with yet another 17-year-old boy.

Brianne Altice

“During the parole hearing, Altice admitted to inappropriate sexual conduct with the victims, who were 16 and 17 at the time. She also acknowledged she’d had sex with one of them, a then 16-year-old student, in a church parking lot and during the school lunch hour (Source).”

Brianne Altice pointed to self-esteem issues she was going through as part of the reason she acted so irresponsibly.

“I had extreme self-esteem issues, and they [the victims] said things that made me feel good about myself,” Altice said. “I just started to justify everything. I wasn’t functioning in a healthy adult manner at all.”

That being said, Altice is not blaming anyone but herself for her actions. She has also vehemently expressed sorrow.

Brianne Altice

Testimonies from Brianne Altice as well as the students suggest that Altice kissed students in the hallways, as well as engaged in sexual intercourse in both Church and School parking lots.

As of now she is known as the Utah teacher that had sex with 3 students…sometimes in church parking lots, Altice will remain behind bars. “Brianne Altice will remain in prison for at least two more years and must attend sex offender treatment before a rehearing in April 2019, the Utah Board of Pardons and Parole said (Source).”

37-year-old Atice is now facing up to 30 years in prison.

Brianne Altice

I think I speak for everyone when I say, c’monnnnnn!

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Forget that these students were saying ‘nice things’ to Brianne Altice while she was in a dark place. Just look at her! Is it really fair to call any of these students ‘victims’?

Might be time to get that #FreeAltice hashtag trending…

Evidence Emerges That Jax From Vanderpump Rules Is Secretly Gay

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“This season on Vanderpump Rules, the speculation that Jax Taylor may have had a relationship with a guy during his modeling days in Miami popped back up again (in jest) during his birthday roast. The joke didn’t sit well with his girlfriend Brittany Cartwright’s mom, and Jax wasn’t all too pleased that his friends used this moment to shine more light on it. Well, the conversation came up yet again during Wednesday’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.” – Bravo TV

Well, it turns out that these earlier rumors, coupled with Jax’s recent outbursts in the latest seasons of Vanderpump rules point to a bigger issue than just general anger.

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From the get-go we can see Jax is a very flamboyant character. He is always dressed up well, has a high dedication to the gym and how his body looks, hair is always on fleek.

But behind this masculine looking juice box, is a guy that clearly does not have it all figured out upstairs. He is constantly trying to create drama with everyone around him despite being in a “happy” relationship. So something isn’t adding up. Jax’s psyche is confused by something. And I think it is confused by his sexuality.

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As mentioned above there is a lot of evidence of a relationship that Jax had with another man when he first moved to Miami. Jax’s extreme reaction to the allegation only confirmed it’s authenticity.

Andy Cohen brought it up when Jeff Lewis was talking about his experiences with women in the past. The WWHL host was curious to hear what he thought of the gossip surrounding the SUR bartender. “I think maybe he did fool around, yeah, but that’s OK,” the Flipping Out designer said. “I think he had a little fling.” – Bravo TV

Vanderpump Rules: Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright Fire Homophobic ...

And listen, if Jax is gay, this article is obviously not to bash him. Clearly he is dealing with some internal stuff that has been eating at him for years. It has turned from drinking and partying to drug use and bouts of anger towards his friends and wife. If it is an issue with his sexuality, I hope that he just comes forward and lives his true self. Life is too short and clearly he had a lot of emotions pent up.

Regardless, this would explain the recent outbursts and change in Jax…

The 15 Classic Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

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Usually articles of this nature will have a disclaimer letting you know “this doesn’t apply to every relationship”. Well, this article does. It is the tried and true, scientifically and social tested list of the classic and age-old signs your girlfriend is cheating on you. There are 15 to be exact. If more than 10 of these feel eerily accurate to your situation, time to face the music brother. If it’s only 5 or 6 maybe she’s just falling out of love. Meaning they aren’t necessarily signs of your girlfriend having an affair, but definitely could be a sign you need to work on things if you want to keep her.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Above all else, of all the signs your girlfriend is cheating on you, nothing is stronger than your gut feeling. I’ll say maybe For 5-10% of people are just insecure by nature (this could be the case for you) and will always be suspicious, but for the high majority of you out there, if it doesn’t feel right…it probably isn’t.

The 15 Classic Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You:

1. She Acts Weird When You Bring Up A Specific Someone

To be honest, if you are in a healthy and trusting relationship, then even bringing up your girlfriend’s ex should not be sending her into a visible state of panic (unless maybe he was like super abusive obviously).

But if she is continually stammering whenever you bring up coworker X or “friend” from home Z, you may want to start paying a little closer attention. Especially if this “friend” is someone that you know she talks to frequently. Or even worse, used to mention them to you frequently but then you stopped hearing his name for a while. And then you find out they still hang/get drinks after work. Big red flag.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

The biggest tell though in this category is how she acts when she comes home after hanging out with them. If it’s a coworker of hers that you are worried about, ask her how he was doing next time she comes back from the company happy hour. Chances are if there is something going on, you will see it in her face right then and there.

2. She Showers As Soon As She Gets Home

Now don’t look TOO much into this one. But when coupled with other signs it’s not one that should be ignored.

It’s not a secret that coming back from a rendezvous with another man would leave a woman carrying a certain scent that would seem off to her man. On top of that, she may just feel a little dirty about it herself and a shower can help that.

As I mentioned don’t look too much into it unless it just started happening, and you relate to another 5-6 items on this list. Other than that maybe she is just super hygenic. If she was always showering twice or three times a day since you met her, obviously this is not a concern.

3. Her Phone Is Kept Very Close To Her

You used to know her pass-code to her phone, not anymore.

You used to both have Yellow hearts for eachother on Snapchat.

But now she holds her phone close to her chest when she is texting and you’re near by. Noticing a suspicious texter is not difficult.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Does she text normally and then pull the phone closer to her while speeding up her typing when you walk by? Is it ever clear that she is texting but when you walk over to grab your laptop suddenly you see her quickly close out of something and she opens TikTok or some other innocent app? Of all the signs your girlfriend is cheating, this one really can be brutal. It’s tough not knowing if she keeps pulling away her phone because her and her ex are having a little flirty conversation.

The real kicker – next time she is standing and texting in her own world, try to walk up to her without her noticing. If you watch her actually take a step back and say “what?” or act defensive in any way, you have a problem on your hands.

4. She Is Distracted When You Talk To Her

Twitter, Instagram, and whoever else she is texting mean the world to her whenever you two are sitting on the couch. And you are finding that you seem to be talking through her or at her, rather than with her.

It’s become an all too common occurrence that you will finish a thought or question just for her to poke her head up from behind the phone and say “Sorry, were you saying something?”

If a girl is interested in a man, it is very obvious. She doesn’t care about her ex’s new girlfriend in his Instagram story, or Facebook memories from High School. She wants to be invested and present for the man that she loves, not only because she respects him, but because she genuinely is interested in learning more about him.

If she was a space cadet since you met her and forgetting conversations halfway through was always a constant for you two, then obviously this doesn’t apply to you two stoners.

But if this new to your relationship to AND you girlfriend also gets mad when you do the same thing, she does not have any respect left for you and you need to decide where you want to stand in that relationship, if you want to stay in it at all.

5. When You Are Drunk She Picks Fights

Getting drunk used to be full of laughs, deep conversation, and eventual fun in the bedroom after the Uber dropped you both off.

Now when your girlfriend gets drunk, she likes to bring up past arguments again. Or likes to belittle you or your career. Concerns and criticisms that you did not know existed in her head pop up like MegaMillion balls.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Or maybe it’s not even a specific thing. Because there is no specific thing. She just goes silent or gets aggressive about a topic that started from nothing. Yes she may be a little crazy, and you’re confused why this girl you know to be rational is just screaming at you after suggesting ordering GrubHub. The truth is she’s confused as well. Because she doesn’t know what she is doing with you and doesn’t know how to get out. Likely because you haven’t done anything wrong. Her picking fights over nothing is a last stitch effort. She wants you to either lose is it and give her a reason to leave, or she wants to be so unbearable that you voluntarily leave. In either scenario, the truth is she is pushing you away.

Now a caveat to this is maybe you are just dating a not-so-friendly alcoholic. If she has been this way since you met and apologizes in the morning for being a disaster then it’s very possible she does not want to push you away. That being said your relationship obviously has some other issues that need to be addressed.

6. She Is Becoming Emotionally Distant

All the office gossip and family issues that she used to bring up to you has stopped. And when you try to follow up on something she had mentioned in the past she’ll brush it off with “oh that was nothing”. And go back to her phone.

Are you your girlfriends number one confidant?

If not, you should be a little concerned. If her number one confidant is some other guy, you should be VERY concerned.

There are certain things that your girlfriend will want girl advice from. Advice you can’t provide for obvious reasons. This is totally fine of course. Every girl has issues that they know only their mom or other girlfriends could give them the proper support.

Men are solutions oriented. When they hear a problem they start pitching solutions. Women sometimes just want to be heard, other women know this. Some men do not. So if you are the type to only offer solutions, and your wife takes her venting to her girlfriends, then she has solved this problem on her own and there is no issue. She will go to her man for advice, and her girlfriends to emotionally vent. This makes perfect sense.

Now what if your girlfriend has another guy that she prefers to talk to besides you? I’m sure you already see the issue here. This is one of the signs your girlfriend is cheating on you, even if it’s just emotionally.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Unless this friend is gay, it doesn’t matter if its a past hook up or some dude from her childhood that she swears she has no feelings for. She is turning to him for advice. For decisions. That is VERY bad for you. A woman who is upset and looking for advice from a man and not choosing her boyfriend is a pretty clear sign the relationship is down the drain. Unless you are banging twice a day I would assume she has a foot out the door in this scenario.

7. She Is Suddenly Suspicious Of You

He who smelt it, dealt it, as they say.

I don’t know if that analogy really applies here. But basically when it comes to signs that your girlfriend is cheating, this one is a Cardinal rule. It’s pretty much backed by science so I will refrain from beating a dead horse here. But we all know this is a well know topper of all the lists of signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you.

One word. Projection.

8. You Are Not Invited To Hangout With Her Friends Anymore

Again, not necessarily a red flag if this has been an arrangement between the two of you off the bat. You prefer to be with your friends alone. And she has always preferred the same. (That being said if it seems to feel as if she is making a effort to hide you, that could be a sign she does not see the relationship as a very serious one, even if it has always been the dynamic).

IF however you used to get invited to her company happy hours, or meet ups with her college friends, etc. If those invites have ceased then you may have an issue on your hands.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Are you a boisterous drunk who embarrass her? Or has the impression been that her friends enjoy your company and seemed to like the fact you were dating their friend? If it’s not the former, chances are she has already told her friends and is slowly cutting you out from their lives. You can be extra sure about this if her friends are always acting distant/weird towards you. Not liking pictures on social media, acting weird when they see you in public, no longer sending heart eye emojis when you post stories to your girlfriend. You get the idea.

Another, and more sinister possibility, is she isn’t actually with her friends.

9. She Tells You To Spend More Time With Your Friends

Now for some of you, it could be possible that you are a hermit and it is worrying your girlfriend. And she genuinely wants you to see your guy friends. Generally though, if a girl is into a guy she’s going to want him around all the time. If she starts to randomly suggest out of nowhere that you take a few hours to see your buddies during the day on a Saturday, or go on a ski trip, and almost gets annoyed when you don’t agree to find plans specifically from the hours of 3-7pm tomorrow, that’s the real indicator.

If she gets annoyed when you don’t agree to go to your friends house for the day, if it feels like you are ruining her secret plan for that day, you’re probably spot on. Signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you don’t get much more clear than this.

10. Suddenly She Prefers To Do Errands Alone

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Bonus points if she has a past hookup/ex that lives nearby. If not maybe it’s a Tinder hookup. Or maybe you just annoy her.

If there is someone from her past that you are suspicious of though, definitely take note if she suddenly decides she likes doing errands around town alone now. Maybe she wanted to go grocery shopping but just wanted to go alone to clear her head. Or out of nowhere suddenly she likes to go on runs from time to time but doesn’t want you to come with.

As mentioned about, the key indicator is if she seems to get annoyed when you throw off her plans to be alone for a few hours.

11. Decline In Physical Intimacy

Now this is a touchy one (pun slightly intended).

It is no secret that the frequency of sex will likely dwindle through the duration of a long-term relationship. That being said, this has for some reason become accepted as an impending truth. Here is the harsh truth. Sex drive doesn’t just magically die down in women after relationships, if it did there wouldn’t be so much cheating and divorce.

Obviously sex between two people in a new relationship is going to be more abundant than one that has settled down. I am not saying you should be expecting a sex drive that requires banging 2-3 times per day from your girlfriend. It’s unfortunate but if she’s not seeming to sexually into you, its very possible its one of the harsh signs that your girlfriend is cheating. Or at least thinking about it.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

You would be devastated to hear the things she done for other guys that she has not done for you. Don’t act like it is not an issue. If she is telling you that she only wants to have sex once a week because she has a low libido. Tread carefully. Unless she is asexual, if she is having sex once a week, it’s not a low sex drive. It’s likely a low sex drive towards you.

12. A Newfound Obsession With Your Whereabouts

Has your girlfriend recently been a big proponent of you downloading Find My Friends or Where’s My Iphone?

Signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you? Or legitimate concern?

It’s possible that you are dealing with a girl that is just super into you or cares about you, but if this idea suddenly popped into your girlfriends head after over a year of dating, it is very likely she doesn’t care where you are. She just wants to know where you are because it makes it a lot easier for her to have the guy from down the street come over for an hour when she knows you have’n’t eve gotten on the train yet.

13. It Has Felt Like She Has Come Close To A Confession

Big red flag number 13. Has your girlfriend ever come home from the bar or from drinking at a friends house in a weird mood only to start crying and tell you she needs to tell you something?

So you press her on it trying to get her to spit it out, knowing for sure you know whats coming. You’re looking in her eyes and one last time you say “just tell me”. Pit in your stomach. Then suddenly it’s something you never expected. She thinks she might be pregnant (and you know it doesn’t make sense given sex timelines). Or her friend from High School just got diagnosed with a gluten allergy. Something that doesn’t seem like necessarily crying over.

But it’s not about that, if it was something trivial why was there a long pause? Such a serious moment before the announcement of a not so serious topic.

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

One of the signs your girlfriend is cheating on you – when you think she was about to fess up but chickened out. Only you can know for sure. As you can see the theme here has been consistent. Trust your gut.

14. Her Future Doesn’t Seem To Include You Anymore

There used to be talk of kids, she would even talk about what their names would be.

Talks about moving in, or where you guys would be moving next. If these kind of conversations from her have stopped, you can be almost certain the relationship has run its course. She may have fallen out of love or you have created doubts in her on what you truly could provide to her as a long term partner. Either are signs your girlfriend is cheating.

Of all the signs your girlfriend is cheating on you, if you are in your late 20’s, this one is especially true. No 28 year old woman would NOT be talking about her future with you if she had any true interest in you.

15. She Has Zero Concerns About Your Finances

She used to offer to split the bill with you all the time, randomly buy groceries or takeout. Bought you gifts, even if she didn’t have much nothing ever felt close to mooching.

Or maybe you are the one with financial difficulties. And she used to be compassionate about it. She would maybe suggest staying in for a week if you were having a rough stretch until your paycheck. Or maybe even gave you actual financial help. And she genuinely seemed happy to do it. And wanted to help you get on a better path. (Related to the above, thinking about a future together).

Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

If talks about the future have ended and it’s starting to seem like she’s trying to drain you whenever she can, she likely is trying to push you away or already has another man and is trying to milk you a little bit before fulling exiting your life. That of course would be the worst case scenario. But if you are the money maker in the relationship, don’t ignore this one. Don’t let your cheating girlfriend take anything more from you. Be strong, and cut ties.

In Conclusion – Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Did you count more than 10 signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you that apply to you?

Chances are you need to walk out, confront, or decide to be a beta until she dumps you.

Here is what you are NOT going to do.

  • Cry about how insecure you are (nothing will make her dry up more down there…)
  • Try to fix it by being nicer
  • If you want to fix it, maintain your positive energy but disnegage her emotionally. Act like you are pushing away.
  • Do NOT go through her phone/emails/computer. It’s not fair. And you will likely find exactly what you were afraid of.

But as always most importantly, trust your gut. Protect your heart out there brothers.

Couple From Newark Contracted Herpes From Chinese Food Ordered On GrubHub

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In this current climate people have been ordering delivery more than usual. Which isn’t surprising, half of the country is currently working from home and being told to shelter in place. On top of that, it has become a recurring theme during this pandemic that local restaurants are struggling and need takeout and delivery orders more than ever. Some people were concerned with the possibility of Coronavirus contraction through food delivery. But a young couple in Newark, New Jersey never thought their online delivery order would result in a positive diagnosis of oral herpes less than 4 days later.

The newly engaged Newark couple prefers to remain anonymous during this investigation. They are both 29 years old and have lived in Newark for a little less than a year.

Both claimed the food appeared fine on delivery to the best of their memory.

A few days after the meal, both developed “extremely noticeable” sores in their mouths. Horrified they both went to Urgent Care where the doctor on call diagnosed them with what was described as a “malicious form” of oral herpes.

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After the doctor informed the soon to be wife that the likely cause of two unexplained oral herpes being found in two individuals in a relationship was infidelity. The 28 year old woman was extremely confused since they had been quarantining together. How could her husband have secretly been keeping an affair alive?

“After she confronted her husband the doctor’s diagnosis, he assured her that he didn’t commit any infidelity and would submit to a test to prove it. He took the test and was found clean. All this, taking the span of three days or so, the perplexed couple looked everywhere for an answer. They took a sample of the leftover Chinese food into the lab, where semen was found in it – this semen being the source of the herpes.” – Source

So they found out it was Chinese food herpes. The craziest part to me is how they found the semen in the old Chinese food. Those scientists really can do it all. It does beg the question though, why did they still have the Chinese food leftovers almost a week later? Also, how did they know to get the Chinese food tested? And not the chicken salad?

But for a second let’s assume this is all true.

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Why in the world would a guy be jizzin on sesame chicken in a time like this? China already has a bad rep for spreading this thing help your people out and stop using the egg rolls as pocket rockets until everything dies down a bit. If I were Chinese I would be very upset at this behavior. But I’m not so I’m just kind of freaked out by it. All of it in general is unsettling.

What if they didn’t catch herpes? Is this a thing that Chinese chefs do to warm up the wok on a daily basis but I just never knew because I never caught an STD? It makes you think.

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Either way apparently people getting their rocks off by secretly getting their spunk in your mouth is not a new thing. An article found from 1993 told a story that is frankly that just gross…

“There is a street in South Shields in Newcastle, UK, that is supposed to have a record amount of Indian restaurants in it. There was a story circulating recently about some lads who ordered a take away late at night, rather the worse (or better) for wear after a night on the town. They all went home that night and devoured their curries, except one guy who fell asleep. The next day he awoke and decided to have curry for breakfast, but upon opening his decided that something looked dubious about it. He got a friend who was a medical student to examine it, and discovered it contained FIVE different semen samples.”

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Maybe the people who ordered on GrubHub didn’t tip well? Who knows. If the chef making your food has a fetish for this though no amount of money will be enough to hold the secret sauce on your McDouble. Chinese food herpes. No Bueno.

What Is An Incel? We Did The Dirty Work, So You Don’t Have To!

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Interest over this infamous, yet ominous collection of internet users known as “Incels” has been increasing over the past few months. After the Toronto killer in April declared his act part of “The Incel rebellion”, news outlets from BuzzFeed to The New York Times have been looking into this weird, seemingly transparent yet obviously potentially violent online group. Although this ‘community’ has existed for years, I myself only heard of it recently. What is an Incel? After a little investigation I came across the jackpot. The Incel HQ. /r/Braincels (click with caution). Reddit has shutdown a number of Incel forums on their site, but so far Braincels is flying under the radar. Not far into their very extensive and interesting (alarming?) wiki we can find basic definitions for what makes one an Incel, as well as a definition for the Incel counter-part, “Normie”.

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What Is An Incel?

  • Incel: “Involuntary celibate; someone who, for various reasons, cannot enter into a sexual and/or romantic relationship even though they desire such a thing.
  • Normie: Loosely defined, anyone who does not meet the above criteria for an incel.” – TAKEN FROM /r/braincels

So basically, an Incel or braincel is someone who wants to get laid but can’t. Pretty much every guy can relate to this to at least some extent. But these guys take it hardcore. Stories that really make you feel bad. 30 year old men who claim to have never even been kissed. Virgins in their 20’s who have decided they do not possess the traits of physical attraction needed to get any sort of female attention. They claim to be shunned, constantly teased and whispered about by groups of girls repulsed by their very existence. This is the negative vibe that permeates the Incel community.

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/r/Braincel would be considered “The Armpit of the Internet” by many…

What is both strange and unique to this sort of community, is the group isn’t gathered to help each other grow or support one another. As is the case with most communities revolved around a primary issue shared in their lives (AA, abuse, diabetes, etc.). Instead, members of braincels converge to sulk and brood amongst company.

See, Incels aren’t a self-help group as I initially (despite their recent negative light in the press) hoped/suspected. They are a group that has decided that they will bottle up the one thing they want most in life, in this case love/relationships/sex, and just admit that they are cursed and will never attain it. Any psychologist can tell you what comes next when you try to bottle up your personal main desire. Anger. Displacement. Blame. And sometimes violence.

They are also obsessed with something called “Canthal Tilt”. (If you don’t know what that means don’t worry, that’s probably a good thing.)

“Manlets”, of course, is a fun little term used by incels to describe a short male. A type of person that they believe can either be single or be ‘cucked’ but will never find actual love. I, along with most individuals, know this to be untrue of course. However I also know that short men do tend to be insecure of their height.

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To the the credit of the braincel community, I do agree this is a body dysmorphia issue that is commonly ignored/overlooked by support groups and anti-bullying road shows. So it makes sense that if a short individual is unhappy with his life, he will likely blame it on his number one insecurity (his height in this case). In the above Twitter capture, we can see that anger unleashed in a fire v.s. fire fashion.

He attempted to locate what he hoped to be her insecurity (weight) and shoot a silver bullet right back at her. Was she wrong/right in this situation? Who knows. Is she insecure about her weight? We don’t know. What we do know, is that “Meninist” is clearly insecure about his height. Evidenced by his attempt at hitting her with a blow that was at least equally brutal.

So the above was taken from /r/inceltears. A subreddit that’s purpose seems to be pointing out the ridiculousness/poking fun at the community of braincels.

But in this satirical subreddit, I found a little post that pretty much summed up /r/braincells. Someone took a comic that was meant to be optimistic and encouraging to shy people who are closer to finding love than they think, and they cut out the twist in the final panel to make it completely cynical.

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I know it’s just a comic but part of me feels offended in the sense of respecting art. Like I said, it’s only a comic. But as quick as it is they completely changed it’s intended meaning. It’d be like cutting out the end to the Harry Potter series before finding out the truth about Professor Snape. It completely 180’s the point. So what is an incel then? Just an angry person who will only spread toxic rhetoric and ideas? What is an incel to do then if this is the truth? What are we to do?

A lot of questions I know but bare with me. I will have answers for them all.

Who would purposely alter an optimistic comic to make it cynical? A troll? A karmawhore? An incel or braincel so upset they want others to feel just as hopeless as them? As usual with Reddit, we’ll never know that, but we know one thing. The one thing that matters.

We know that there is at least one thing we can say for sure about the incel and the braincel. They are stuck in a very, very unhealthy thinking pattern. And it is being permeated through the community and worsening things for everyone.

What Is An Incel? Answer: Someone To Avoid…Or To Try And Help?

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What is an incel? In short: a broken person. After a quick read of /r/braincels this becomes apparent. Now, of course this pent up rage/depression can surface as violence eventually in certain individuals who are capable of committing acts that require such a lack of empathy that the individual was likely sick his whole life, regardless of his relations with women.

Now I could go the route that some blogs are taking. I could call them “Disturbing” in the headline. I could just write them off as sick and leave it at that. It would be easy enough. Just explain what is an incel and tell people the community is growing, and that once in a while an incel or braincel gets so frustrated they pop off and shoot up a boardwalk. I could just highlight a problem and then just walk away. But that’s not how we do thing’s at Today’s Five. We offer solutions.

Going Beyond “What Is An Incel?”

How do we stop it? Easy. Take $10 million in government money and invest into high quality, highly functioning sex robots. Pedal to the medal production. And keep the Incel community in the loop so they can get excited about it. Release the sex dolls at high cost (Incel community has a lot of money, if it is high quality sex robots, there will be no complaints). And I GUARATEE, mass shootings will be half of what they were the previous year. And before you call me crazy, I’m not the first to have this idea.

Also, a post on Medium that I found if you want to read further. One of the few posts I could find that didn’t focus on keeping them in a negative light. And tried to see both sides, as difficult as that is… but true journalism is difficult. You can read that post here.

Also part 2, check out this article for tips on spotting a sociopath early (before you find out too late)

Chrissy Teigen Deletes All 60K Of Her Tweets To Protect Herself

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Update 8:26 AM – It appears that neither Chrissy Teigen or John Legend appear on Epstein’s private flight record. If Chrissy Teigen truly has no involvement, she needs to stop throwing this spotlight on herself. As of now there appears to be no empirical evidence to suggest that Chrissy Teigen has ever flown in Jefferey Epstein’s private jet.

Certain celebrities in Hollywood have been extra careful on social media with the current Wayfair allegations that are circulating. It’s understandable. Nobody wants to wake up the next morning to see their name trending over a controversy. But when Chrissy Teigen deletes ALL of her 60 thousand tweets, the spotlight is of course going to swing her direction.

Chrissy Teigen Deletes All Of Her Tweets, Just A Little Too Late

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have been targeted as celebrities involved in pizza gate in the past. Once Chrissy Teigen deleted her tweets, users across the internet unlocked their vault. And these tweets do not look good for Chrissy right now.

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Well after seeing this batch of tweets alone, Chrissy Teigen was definitely right that she should delete them. Unfortunately the screenshots have already been taken.

What was going on in Chrissy Teigen’s head in 2011? How could you even use the term “sexy toddler”? Or retweet an article with the term “Pedophile’s Delight” in it’s headline? It’s pretty obvious that Chrissy knew she had some past tweets that were questionable at best.

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Yes, Chrissy. It is extremely wrong. But you know that. That’s why you raced to delete your tweets when Hollywood started being affiliated with pedophilia by certain speculators on Twitter.

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Just. Wow. Chrissy Teigen deletes 60,000 tweets and these are just the screenshots that we have left from people who happened to hold on to them. Safe to assume she had some other questionable tweets scattered in her timeline.

Not All Celebrities Are Scared

Part of me wants to have a little sympathy. Like I get it, you may be innocent and nervous of being accused. Trial by media is very real. But some celebrities have stood for this trial. Including Kevin Hart, who not only refused to delete his past tweets, but refused to even apologize for them.

Nobody is perfect. Celebrities have random past tweets sneak up on them all the time.

So why is Chrissy Teigen so worried that she quickly deletes all her tweets when pizza gate 2.0 pops up? Clearly other celebrities are willing to double down or apologize for past tweets

John Legend being very defensive for someone who is innocent. You do know you’re a millionaire who can just hide in your mansion right? Responses like this actually make accusations like this plausible.

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