If Every SUNY School Was A Harry Potter Character

Disclaimer disclaimer hold your horses. This was satirical! A joke! No more hate mail please 🙂 Leave comments in the comment section this is all just for fun no need to get upset!! After years of travel, research, I am ready to release part one of If Every SUNY School Was A Harry Potter Character. Obviously these are generalizations but if you think I completely missed the dot on which SUNY school is which Harry Potter character hit me in the comments! We can all relate. Every SUNY student Harry Potter binged at some point. Character then please get at me in the comments! Not the DMS!!

7. SUNY CORTLAND – VICTOR KRUM

Safe to say that SUNY Cortland belongs to no other than Mr steal ya girl but not really get passed second…

Viktor Krum Cortland
He has no personality but that that’s OK because he is strong and can drink a lot of alcohol!!

VICTOR KRUM HOUSE SUNY CORTLAND

Furthermore, Cortland dudes LOVE hanging with dudes. As you can see with Krum, he hangs around his bros calling dibs on the innocent 4th year nerds.. God this one was too easy…

6. SUNY ONEONTA – HARRY POTTER

To choose Oneonta takes a special breed. It is rare that someone gets into SUNY Oneonta without getting into New Paltz or Cortland.

That means they are somewhere in between…

Didn’t want to go to crazy at Cortland, but something about New Paltz doesn’t feel right. You belong in the middle.

HARRY POTTER HOUSE SUNY ONEONTA

And lets not forget the most important reason!

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Every Oneonta squad was looking weird af Freshamn year…

5. SUNY BINGHAMTON- Draco Malfoy

If every SUNY student was Harry Potter student, then someone has to get this guy.

Where all the snobs go. Laywers, engineers, and coke heads who die at 35.

These guys will STOMP you. BUT, if you’re on their side you might be exactly where you want to be. ]

Very exclusive, extreme nepotism, green colors, past convictions of cheating. All while boaasting highest test scores in the state. They snort 8’s but they do it at 8 (before finance). Live fast die young with these money grubbers.

DRACO MALFOY HOUSE BINGHAMTON

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Forced to stay inside they have no choice but to increase drug use, lose sanity, and plot revenge against rivals.

4.SUNY GENESEO – LUNA LOVEGOOD

OK so (aside from Suy Geneseo fanatics of course) pretty uch every can agree than Suny Geneseo and Luna Love Good are the OBVIOUS match here.

LUNA LOVEGOOD- SUNY GENESEO

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I think that SUNY Geneseo’s school motto is the same as Luna Lovegoods motto should be evidence enough…

3. STONY BROOKE – HERMIONE GRANGER

Realistically, in the muggle world, Hermione (the rational genius she is) was going to follow her parents footsteps and become a dentist. The most economical way to achieve this would be to go to undergrad at Suny Stony Brooke.

If Every SUNY School Was A Harry Potter Character
Not to mention there would be WAY less red heads and Chosen One’s to distract her

2. ALBANY – VINCENT CRABB

Lit a fire during a riot, no one talks to him anymore. Draco said he’s been messing with blues.

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VINCENT CRABB – HOUSE ALBANY

1. SUNY MARITIME- CEDRIC DIGGORY

A hero in every sense. This is not to say you students will die! I am just giving you the honor of holding the memory that is Cedric Diggory.

Stay Safe!

If Every SUNY School Was A Harry Potter Character

 

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